Flag Day Santas

Last night I got out the boxes full of Santas so the decorating could commence. I know which boxes to get out because last year, in a fit of organization brought on by disgust, I consolidated Santas into the fewest possible boxes and, since it’s impossible to organize without a label maker, I labeled every box. A neat, crisp, machine-printed label trumps hand-scrawled text every time, so there is no guessing for me, this year, which of the several hand-written legends on boxes to believe: Kids' Tree Stuff or Lights for Windows.

I don’t have to guess because on every box full of Santas I had the foresight to carefully apply, equidistant from the top left corner and perfectly level, this label:   

Christmas Santas

Apparently I was worried that I might mistakenly haul out the boxes full of the Halloween Santas.