In an effort to get straight down to business, I click on the Breaking News link of our local daily newspaper. The breakingest news is at the top of the list, one would assume, and the date of that top item is four days prior to today's date. Among the list of names that act as links to obituaries is one for Obit Correx. One can only hope that Mr. or Ms. Correx lived a long and happy life before being called home by his or her heavenly father to frolic with the angels. And from the 911 files:
It's the classic summertime love story: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl hit it off. Girl comes home with boy and spends the night. Boy wakes up, suspects that he's been drugged and finds his rent money stolen.
Ah, but for the good old days when a boy and girl could meet at a park, get drunk, go back to his place, hook up, and live happily ever after or until his old lady was released on probation.
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